How to Plan a Naughty Getaway For the Holidays

We all know, as adults, the naughtier we are the more gifts we get! So why not be extra naughty this holiday season with someone you like being naughty with? Below are tips for planning a naughty christmas getaway or a New Year’s Eve night to remember. Whether you visit Vegas, Paris or decide to stay in your hometown, there’s no reason you can’t have a jolly old time this year with an unconventional celebration. I invite you to partake of your very own secret recipe of naughtiness and drink it up!



1. Decide what kind of sexy holiday you want to enjoy.
Forget about the fattening eggnog and hanging the stockings by the chimney with care. This year, you are looking to create a holiday experience you’ll always remember. But, before you can begin your naughty holiday plans, you must first make up your mind about what kind of memories you want to create and where you want to create them. Do you want to go to a swingers bar? A fetish party? What about a brothel or strip club? Or, maybe you’re keen on the idea of being a voyeur and watching someone else’s naughty holiday, rather than creating your own. No matter what you decide, determining what kind of naughty adventure you want to experience will make it easier to plan your trip.



2. Choose a naughty destination.
Now that you know what type of sexy holiday you’re looking for, you can decide on a city. For example, if you’re looking to frequent a brothel, then you should do your homework and find out where they’re located. Legalized prostitution in the U.S. is available only in Nevada. If you’re looking for a lawful and legitimate, super swanky swingers club, then Paris is the place for you. If you want to make an appearance at a hardcore fetish club, London and Germany are great places to check out. When selecting the right naughty destination, you can easily do your research online or follow my blog at www.naughtytravelguideblog.com. If you want to find out what’s available by city, buy my naughty city guides at www.naughtytravelguide.com.



3. Research local laws.
Sure, you’re a naughty traveller who likes to live on the edge, but nothing will ruin the holidays faster than a night in the slammer. Before you go traipsing the world looking for a good time –or in our case, a bad time! –make sure to do your research. For instance, if you want to enjoy a topless stroll down the beach, make sure the beach you select welcomes this kind of naughty behavior. If you’re looking for a nudist colony, make sure you look into the laws that govern the area when you find one. In some countries, a violation of sexually-based offenses is a big deal. Remember, just because a nudist colony (or brothel, etc.) exists doesn’t mean it is legal. Imagine your surprise when a certain naughty locale gets raided and you’re hauled off to jail in nothing but your birthday suit! Don’t let this happen to you.



4. Choosing a naughty hotel.
There are countless hotels around the world that specialize in naughtiness and many that you can make naughty with their amenities. Before choosing a hotel, do some preliminary investigation. Such as, do the bedrooms have mirrors near the beds or on the ceilings, as they do at Burj Al Arab in Dubai? Find out how late their hot tub/swimming pool stays open for some late night fun. How big are their showers and do they have seats in them so that you can have easier shower sex? Do they have a steam room and is it unisex? If the hotel is small they will usually have a small, unisex steam room making it perfect for sex. Steam rooms are perfect for hiding what you’re doing as people can’t see you and you have enough time to stop what you’re doing if someone walks in. Finding a naughty hotel is easy if you know what you’re looking for along with calling ahead to do your own research.



5. Naughty itinerary.
Once you have decided where to go and where you want to stay, be sure to have naughty things planned for your trip. Being naughty is something that usually happens spontaneously, but when you’re going on a naughty holiday, it’s best if you know what you’re going to do when you get there. You may want to book tickets to a sexy peepshow or nude play. Or perhaps you want to go to a swingers bar. Remember, you don’t have to wait until the sun goes down to be naughty. I give you permission to be naughty 24-7! There are a lot of things you can do on a naughty holiday during regular business hours. Here’s an idea: go purchase a naughty book from my collection at www.naughtytravelguide.com to learn about the many naughty activities available in L.A. Or, you can visit my blog to find out what naughty things you can get into around the world at www.naughtytravelguideblog.com.



6. Packing for your sleigh ride.
Okay, maybe you’re not going to hitch a ride on Santa’s sleigh –in fact, if you really want to make this holiday memorable, splurge a little and buy a first-class ticket or rent a fancy car. No matter how you get there, be sure to pack according to the nature of your naughty holiday. Of course, you’ll always want to pack lots of condoms. (Lots and lots and lots!) If you’re headed to a fetish club, then you’ll want to pack your best latex outfit and bring some leather whips. (Plus, you need to know how to pack latex so that it travels well). If you’re looking for topless or nudist beaches, you need to pack your bathing suit because you’ll need to wear something before you get to the beach. If you’re headed to a swingers club, pack a sexy dress and lingerie outfit. A true naughty traveller is prepared for anything. Pack accordingly.



7. Sex toys.
Santa might have cute little dolls and pocket-sized trucks in his bag, but we prefer toys of a different variety. You can’t have a naughty holiday without the proper essentials. There are plenty of sex toys on the market that have been designed for those who are traveling. For example, there are bullets that fit discreetly into your evening purse and toys that have been made to look like something else so you won’t be embarrassed by the nosey security guard who searches your bag.

Discreet Carry-on Sex Toys

Carry-on Sex Toy Bags

Condom Cases

Travel Size Sex Toys

Sex Toy Bags

Sex Toy Travel Bag



8. Playing it safe.
Always, always, always bring condoms. You don’t want to go away for the holiday and come back with a gift that keeps on giving. Many naughty holiday locations (brothels, swingers clubs, etc.) will supply them, but it’s good to have your own just in case they don’t have your size. Make sure to use condoms when having sex –even if you’re just performing fellatio. It’s better to be safe than sorry. Also, whenever I return from a naughty holiday, even though I’ve been safe, I always like to come home and get tested for STDs. Remember, there are still things you can get even if you use a condom, like herpes and genital warts. So play safe!!!


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Naughty Holiday Events in Los Angeles

Tis the season to be jolly…and naughty! Whether you’re single, dating or even married, there are plenty of parties going on out there, that are just waiting for you to show up to. The holidays are all about relaxing, enjoying yourself and indulging fantasies, so dust down your best party gear and get ready to rumble. Even if you don’t meet anyone ‘special’, these events are a great place to go and make some new friends anyway. Finish the year on a natural high, and start 2013 with a few new numbers in that address book.



Cocktails @ The W Hotel, Westwood – Wednesday 19th December 2012

For a totally chilled out evening (literally!) to really get you in the Christmas spirit, check out this holiday party at the W Hotel this Wednesday evening, hosted by Three Day Rule. It’s the perfect singles night, and everybody’s welcome. There are cocktails galore, plus a fabulous ice rink and private cabana hire. The vibe is relaxed and welcoming, and tickets include your skate hire and discounted valet, too. Wear your best holiday gear, and get talking to some like-minded people. Hit it off with that special someone, and take your flirting onto the ice, or maybe snuggle up in a cabana and enjoy some private Christmas cocktails all to yourself. Who knows who you’re going to meet or where you night may lead?

W Hotel – Westwood, Los Angeles, Tickets $15 in advance, 7.30pm-11pm



New Year’s Eve Black & White Ball @ The Viceroy, Santa Monica – Monday 31st December 2012

See in the New Year in style at Santa Monica’s Viceroy Hotel. Hosted by Three Day Rule, which is a dating website in Los Angeles offering a new way to meet singles. This Black & White Ball offers classy cocktails, decadent hors d’oeuvres, the legendary premium bar, and some of L.A.’s top DJs spinning all the right tunes (Jason Bentley, Valida, Anthony Valadez…). This is Santa Monica’s premier New Year’s Eve party destination, so you’ll need to secure your ticket asap to guarantee your spot. Mingle with L.A.’s hottest party people, and make some new friends. It’s also the ball’s 10th anniversary here at the Viceroy, so the occasion will be extra special. Reserve your spot, poolside, and who knows who’ll you’ll be kissing as the midnight chimes approach…

The Viceroy, Santa Monica, Tickets $150 (before 12/21/12), $175 (after 12/21/12), 9pm -1.30am



Mass Pleasures New Years Eve Masked Ball @ Secret Beverly Hills Mansion – Monday December 31st 2012

L.A.’s ultimate erotic party for singles and couples, this New Year’s Eve Masked Ball is always sold out, so you need to get in quick. The perfect event for L.A.’s most attractive people to meet and greet each other. Anything goes here, so get ready for an evening of erotic pleasures as you meet new friends and bring in the New Year in your own, intimate way. Singles and couples can explore their fantasies, and mingle amongst the sexy, sassy and sophisticated clientele, who are all there for the same reason – to find new buddies to share experiences with. Be seduced by the mysterious music, the magical masks, and the sensual atmosphere. It’s a BYOB event, but mixers are freely available, and you can also enjoy hot tubs, an infinity pool, play rooms, DJs and live stages, a separate smoking area, and free condoms. The theme is “Eyes Wide Shut”, so dress to impress (strictly sexy, only….!), and remember to keep your mask on until midnight, after which it’s up to you whether you choose to reveal your identity to your new playmates. Some people like to keep the mystery going…

Secret Beverly Hills mansion location, Tickets $100 couples, Single Women FREE, Advance Booking & Vetting Essential. 10pm – 4am.



The Hollywood Men @ Level 3, Hollywood Blvd, 21/22 & 28/29 December 2012

Treat you and your girlfriends to some hot exotic Christmas action with The Hollywood Men. Every Friday and Saturday night at Level 3 Nightclub, you’ll be entertained by these impossibly hot guys, dancing and posing for your exclusive pleasure. Over the Christmas holidays, you’re guaranteed some special, themed festive action, and as if that isn’t incentive enough, the guys are also offering a free ticket to any 2013 show, to anyone coming to see them before this year is out. And, you get a free Hollywood Men calendar to put in your stocking. Make the last two weekends of the year really count, and get you and your naughty girlfriends down to the hottest show in town.

Level 3 Nightclub, Hollywood Blvd, Tickets $20-$35, 8pm



SingularCity’s Bottomless Holiday Brunch @ Zengo, Santa Monica, Sunday December 23rd 2012

No, this isn’t a “come without your panties” party, it’s a stylish and sophisticated all-you-can-eat buffet at Zengo’s amazing rooftop patio in Santa Monica. Singles can come meet new friends, or come along with your own buddies and just join in the party. There’s some seriously sexy food on offer, with a seductive Latin-Asian flavor, from ceviches and sushi, to great cocktails and salads. It’s always a fun afternoon, and the ideal mid-day chill-out, to get you ready for some heavier partying later on. Come and relax, mingle, and make new friends. Who knows, you might end up meeting someone to kiss under the mistletoe. And even if you don’t, this brunch is one of the best in town, so spoil yourself for once and head to Zengo’s for SingularCity’s festive party.

Zengo, Santa Monica Place, Tickets $35, Noon-2pm, Reservations Essential.


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Naughty Sex Toy Event in San Jose, CA

If you’re a sexy, naughty curvy girl, and you live or you're visiting San Jose, then make sure to RSVP for this private sex toy event. Below are all the naughty details directly from Chrystal at Curvy Girl…

Join us for a private shopping event Monday at Curvy Girl Lingerie : 1535 Meridian Ave, San Jose 95125

Greetings!

As most of you know by now, we are not allowed to sell s.e.x. toys at our lingerie store. And, there is more information here as to WHY on my Curvy Girl blog. But, this Monday I am hosting a private Bliss shopping event at the store.

It’s just $5.00 (and you can pay at the door) but I will put that $5.00 towards your purchase or refund the $5.00 if you don’t find anything to buy. Or you can RSVP here to join us on Monday. (So there isn’t really a cost. It’s just that I have to make this a private party due to the rules.)

It’s from 1 to 7. Open House style and I will have refreshments for you to sip and nibble on, too. Curvy Girl is in Willow Glen between the Three Flames and Rookies Sports Lodge on Meridian Ave. Our closest cross street is Hamilton/Pine.

I hope you have a chance to stop by on Monday and let’s toast the holiday season together and come check out our Curvy Girl Lingerie store. I am offering 10% off on all purchases on Monday as well- Bliss goodies or lingerie. Thanks so much and happy Christmas.

All the best to you and your family,
Chrystal Bougon

Tel : 408-264-4227 is the tel at Curvy Girl

Naughty Things to do
in Los Angeles for the Holidays!

Tis the Season to be Naughty!

Tis the Season and with Christmas soon approaching it’s almost time to find out who has been Naughty and who has been Nice? Although, this holiday season I believe you’ll be way more pleased with your gifts and goodies under the tree and in your stockings this year if you’ve been on the Naughty side! Below are a few tips from the naughtiest girl in Los Angeles to help you spice up your holidays and to make sure you have the sexiest XXXmas ever! Below are some naughty suggestions whether you live in Los Angeles or visiting, so make it a naughty one.


Monday Night Tease
A great way to get into the swing of things is to take a trip to see the Monday Night Tease Burlesque Show at the 3 Clubs on the corner of Santa Monica and Vine. This is L.A.’s longest running burlesque performance and is not to be missed! With a fantastic cast of dancers and entertainers, they deliver the sexiest and raunchiest good times ever, with themes changing every Monday. There are shows upcoming on the 10th, 17th with a Special Monday Night New Years Eve performance. Showtimes begin at 10:00 PM. Check out their site at www.mondaynighttease.com for more information.



Strip Tease
If you’re more interested in bringing the burlesque into the bedroom, then what could be a more amazing gift to your lover than grabbing that sexy Santa Costume and doing a naughty performance of your own? You can find fabulous classes right here in L.A. at The Burlesque Academy ( www.theburlesqueacademy.com ) and give your lover an extra special night to remember. The Academy was created by international burlesque super star Lola LaBelle and these affordable classes are taught by world renowned dancers that will have you moving in ways you never knew existed in no time!



Sex Classes
Another way to bring the Naughty Spirit of Christmas back into the bedroom with your lover is to take a sex class at The Pleasure Chest (7733 Santa Monica Blvd. West Hollywood, CA 90046/ www.thepleasurechest.com ). Be sure and check out their website for dates and times. These unique and informative Sex Workshops are taught by serious sex professionals and are great for enhancing your knowledge and skill. This is also a great location to go on a serious shopping spree and stock up on some major adult toy fun for the holidays!



Sexy Parties for Singles
If you’re single this Holiday Season, then you may want to check out this massive L.A. Singles Event ( www.chillholidayparty.event.com ). A definite hot night out, brought to you by The Three Day Rule and held at the exclusive W Hotel in Westwood, this will be THE place to meet hot and sexy L.A. singles mixing in a Private Holiday Event. This will be a super sexy evening of cocktails, conversation and yes…Ice Skating! This event is surely something not to be missed if you’re a single guy or girl feeling up for a bit of Holiday Adventure!



Swingers Parties
Just in time for New Years Eve, you may want to go to this ultimate and sexiest party being held in L.A! Check out the ultra erotic New Years Eve Masked Ball, an event brought together by the infamous www.masspleasures.com . By going on the site you can find all the information you need to make reservations. This is a fantastic party like no other in town and is great for singles or for bringing your lover on a naughty New Years escapade that you will never forget! Not to be missed!



Naughty Shopping
You can always find more things to do in L.A. by purchasing my book, The Naughty Girl’s Guide to Los Angeles. There are plenty of things in here to find that are suited for sexy holiday fun and check out www.naughtytravelguide.com for more naughty fun and tours of L.A. If you have any last minute sexy shopping to do for you or your lover(s), you can also visit www.siennasinclairesexshop.com for finding great gifts and stocking stuffers perfectly suited for a naughty, naughty XXXmas! Happy Holidays!



Sienna Sinclaire
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Tis the Season to be Naughty

Want to watch a naughty show in Los Angeles? Then head over to Monday Night Tease. A great way to get into the swing of things is to take a trip to see the Monday Night Tease Burlesque Show at the 3 Clubs on the corner of Santa Monica and Vine. This is L.A.’s longest running burlesque performance and is not to be missed! With a fantastic cast of dancers and entertainers, they deliver the sexiest and raunchiest good times ever, with themes changing every Monday. There are shows upcoming on the 10th, 17th with a Special Monday Night New Years Eve performance. Showtimes begin at 10:00 PM. Check out their site at www.mondaynighttease.com for more information.


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